Hi, Evr'body!

This is the page that I took so I could talk about me. As you probbly know, I love beans! I love beans so much that I wanna tell you a story about when I got married to the beans.

Anyway, i was datin' my potatoes, when I caught them a-stealin' some of my underwear collection. That made me so mad, so I yelled "Hey potatoes, you can't take MY underwear, we're breakin' up!" Then I got so sad that I cried, an' mom hugged me, but I still felt so bad cause there was a hole in my heart the shape of my potatoes. I think I need some ointment!

Yeah, I was feelin' bad, then I ate a baloney sammich. I was sittin' in Wal-mart cryin' cause I couldn't find my action figure Space Ghost was talkin' about, an' then all of a sudden, the beans came up to me, and said "Hey, Brak..." I said "What?" The Beans said "I Love you, Brak!" So I said "Okay!" an' we got hitched right there in Wal-mart! But then I ate my beans in my sleep one night. I miss you Beans.

The End!